AISubs v3.7
I'm sure I'll use this today.
I'm sure it will be fun.
You're wrong!
Today, I'm going to use this!
Everyone, thank you for always doing punishment games and hard tests and filming videos!
Thank you!
I want you to heal even a little bit of fatigue, so I'm going to do some recreation!
Recreation! Yeah!
Let's all have fun and exercise!
There are luxurious products!
Luxurious products?
Yes!
First!
USA Bear Ticket!
This is serious!
Please go with Bear!
Please go with Toshimitsu and go with Bear!
Toshimitsu and Bear...
Second!
Matsutake Beef!
Is it real?
It's real, look!
Isn't it real?
Can I eat it?
It doesn't change!
This is real, look!
Third!
Very good looking wireless earphones!
It's good that it's a little lower.
One earphone and three earphones!
Well, everyone has earphones, right?
I'll probably lose it, so I'll keep it like this.
It's just right for me because I was sent it by a pastor.
Fourth!
The one that Tetsuya introduced as a kid, the one that brushes your teeth on its own, like a real one!
I couldn't do it because I was caught with a fake Chinese version, right?
And finally, for those of you who did it wrong, for those of you who did it wrong, I think you can buy a Starbucks gift card for 3,000 yen.
It's better than calling me.
So, shall we do it?
There's no penalty game this time, but is it okay, everyone?
Oh, is that so?
Even if you do it wrong, it's okay.
I only have a bear, so it's okay.
Oh, my!
Shall we do it?
Yay!
It's cold.
The air is bad.
What's up?
It's hard.
5 people and 5 prizes?
If only one of us lost, it would be sad.
It's hard.
Why did you say about 4th and 5th at the end?
It's true that we don't have any motivation.
It's true.
We want people to watch our videos.
Yeah.
It might be hard.
What?
Shouldn't we do it?
Let's do it.
Then let's not do it.
No.
Gotoh is...
Gotoh?
I want a punishment game.
What?
If Gotoh is the 5th person, he will receive a punishment game as a gift.
I see.
Got it.
I'm sorry to say this in a punishment game.
Gotoh is...
Please go to Gotoh Red.
What?
Gotoh Red?
Where is it?
It's too far away.
I knew it.
It's too far away.
It's busy.
It's too far away.
It's busy even though it's too far away.
By the way, I want to go to Gotoh Red.
Are you sure?
Yes, I am.
Don't you want to bet on bingo?
How can you bet on it?
I thought it was a bingo punishment game.
I'm not going to Gotoh Red.
Oh, I forgot to say it.
I'm going to use bingo this time.
You've been using it all this time.
It's luck.
You have to use your brains.
You're the luckiest person in Gotoh Red.
I'm going to give you a bingo card now.
You have a number, don't you?
I have a number.
Please say something that comes out of that number.
Oh, I see.
For example, if you say the number of chinchins on your glasses, it's one, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Then it's one.
It's like a game.
By the way, I just said "chinchin" as a courtesy, but it's no good.
It depends on the person.
Oh, I see.
Determination is no good.
Yes, and it doesn't have to be a person.
How many minutes is it now?
Oh, I see.
So it's possible for me to say what a person said.
That's right.
Well, you should never show your number to other people.
That's right.
Then I'll give you a fate ring card.
Now, let's choose the number card from the top.
Two!
Three!
Four!
No, one.
Take my number card!
Don't hit me, idiot!
It's dangerous.
I pushed you!
You said it with all your hands.
If you win one bingo with that bingo card, you'll get the prize money.
Let's see who will say the number first.
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
Yeah!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock!
Yeah!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock!
Yeah!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock!
Rock-paper-scissors!
Rock!
Wow!
That was amazing!
Okay, Tetsuya-san.
I don't know...
The remaining battery percentage of Jimemaru's cell phone.
Wow!
That's great!
Can we see it?
Where does it say?
Oh, here it is.
Wow...
Stop lying!
The remaining battery percentage is...
59!
Number 59!
Nobody's here!
Wow!
That was a good match!
You're number 58.
What?
Shut up.
Okay, Ryo-kun.
Happy birthday, Kamiyama.
Wow!
I don't know!
Kami-chan, what month is your birthday?
December.
Oh, thank you!
Wow!
Thank you!
Bye-bye!
Yay!
Happy birthday!
Next...
Jimemaru-san.
The number of moles on Shibayu's face.
Okay, I'll count them.
Okay.
Don't show me!
Come on!
Seriously?
You two don't have to show me.
The number of moles on my face.
Nine!
Yay!
Hey!
That's my pink card!
Huh?
Shibayu-san.
Oh, it's me.
Your weight.
My weight.
Okay.
I'm wearing my clothes.
Okay.
56!
Yay!
Shut up!
Damn it! Damn it!
Well, first of all...
Yes!
What is the lowest temperature tonight?
The lowest temperature tonight...
Oh, that's good.
Well, then...
The one you can see on your smartphone...
It's the lowest temperature in the department store in Kazakhstan.
19 degrees!
Yay!
Woohoo!
Hey, look at me!
Look at the way I'm holding my bingo card!
Damn it! Damn it!
Hey, I just said a good thing, didn't I?
How hot was it?
It was 18 degrees.
It was hot.
I lost three of them just by one number.
You...
Well, Tetsuyan...
It's Kojikida.
Bingo Kojikida!
Kojikida!
I'll call you "Koji" from now on.
Kojita.
Kojita!
My Twitter followers are also two digits.
Oh!
So, you don't remember your own, do you?
I don't remember at all.
It's 1,698,082, so...
No one says it, right?
Yay!
You're so persistent!
I don't know!
Buy me a new card.
It's too heavy!
Roger!
What should I buy?
The size of the shoes you wore today.
Well, that's...
No, it's not!
Today, it's 25.
Woohoo!
Hey, look at me!
Look at me!
Look at the way I'm holding my bingo card!
Damn it!
Look at me!
Look at the way I'm holding my bingo card!
The number of people who have registered for Tetsuya's phone book.
Wow, it's not much!
Not LINE.
My phone book has registered...
34 people!
Wow, it's not much!
- 34? - 36?
- Oh! - It's over!
Next, Shibayu-san!
What kind of ice cream does 31ice cream sell?
- Oh! - What does 31ice cream sell?
- If it's not 31... - It's unlikely.
It's not 31, right?
Here we go!
Happiness Wedding, Bruce Lee...
- It's 31! - 31!
- Yeah! - Yeah!
It won't sell!
Look at it!
That's crazy!
- That's crazy! - Wow!
- You too? - You're amazing.
- That's crazy! - Next...
- Yeah? - Shibayu-san!
I'm still enjoying this game.
I'll call Haru-kun...
"Tell me the number!" and he'll say the number.
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's a one-time deal. - I'm enjoying it.
- Yeah, it's a win-win situation. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
- Oh, Haru-kun? - Yes, what is it?
- Tell me the number! - Uh...
- 1600! - 1600?!
1600!
- See you! - Thank you!
- What are you doing? - That's too much!
- Then... - Yes?
- Ow! - That hurts!
What is your favorite story in your favorite anime?
Oh, which episode?
That's a tricky one.
- Can I say two? - Oh!
- Are you a cat lover? - I'm a cat lover!
- I see. - Um...
If you count it as the second season of "Monogatari" series, it's episode 20.
If you count it as "Shinobu Time" series, it's episode 4 of "Shinobu Time".
- Yeah! - Yeah!
- I'm so lucky! - Look at me! I'm so lucky!
Thank you!
It's okay! It's okay!
- I'm so lucky! - I'm so lucky!
It's about time for you to leave a good impression.
If you don't like it, please stand up.
The venue is right in front of you.
Look at how Shimizu can stand up on his own without using a wall.
It's about to start!
It's about to start.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Let's cut it up. - Okay!
16 seconds!
- Hey! - Oh, no!
- So close! - One more line and you're done!
- Hang in there! - Wait a minute!
- Why would I do that? - Wow!
- Did you hug my own self? - Don't look at me!
- He was there just now! - I'm sorry!
- Okay, okay!
- Okay, Yumemaru-san! - Yes!
- The number of accessories you're wearing today! - Yeah!
- What if it's 52? - It'll be a problem in the room!
- What are you wearing today, taxi driver? - A beige shirt and...
- Let me see your face!
- It's a cute beige shirt! Just two! - A beige shirt and a sexy beige shirt!
- Oh, it's the shoes! - That's bad!
- Manami, don't you have any merch?
- I don't have any! - I'm sorry!
- Shima-san! - A pair of hair ties from Tetsuya.
- Hair ties? - It comes with the hair tie!
- Here we go!
One...
Two...
Three...
- Twelve... - That's quite a lot.
39,000 yen.
- Thirteen... - That's quite a lot.
Fourteen...
- Twenty... - That's a lot.
Right?
- The last one is 189,000 yen. - Can we count that?
So, 189,000 yen!
- No, no, no. - Oh, no, no.
Not yen, but yen.
- And... - Go, go, go.
- Let's collect them. - Wow!
- We did it! - We did it!
- Rebirth time! - It's over.
Shake two dice...
The first one has the highest number and the second one has the lowest number.
The first number is 6, and the tenth number is 3.
- So, 36 is the lowest number. - Wow!
- We did it just now.
I thought we'd play.
- The numbers... - The numbers...
- This is... - Number 30!
- What?! - What?!
- No, no, no. - No?
- Really? - It's number 30.
- Really? - Really? Is it okay?
Number 30 is out.
- Yay! - Yay!
- The heart rate of a bug glasses... - One minute.
75!
- Yay! - Yay!
- We did it! - We got a point!
Let's call Riki-chan and see how she's doing on the phone or on the television.
[Riki-chan's phone ringing]
- Hello? - Hello?
- Are you out of your mind? - Are you out of your mind?
- Did you miss it? - I didn't miss it.
7 seconds!
- Yay! - Yay!
- It was 7 seconds. - Okay.
- Okay, one second faster. - Okay.
- Huh? - Huh?
- We did it! - We did it!
- Shitsuya's dad's age... - Wow!
- Wow!
- It's 60 years old! - It's 60 years old!
- It is! - Wow!
- Wow!
- Hey!
- Look at me! I'm wearing a big card! - No, you're not!
- Hey! - Wow, you're rich!
- What? - Hey!
- You're rich! - You're rich!
- Okay, Shibayu-san! - What do you want me to do?
- Okay. - The highest price I bought a month ago...
- I see. - It's 100,000 yen!
- Awesome! - Here it is!
- Yay! Yay! Yay! - Here it is!
- Thank you! Thank you! - By the way, what is 100,000 yen?
- It's a pair of sneakers. - Oh!
- Sneakers... I see. It has nothing to do with the season. - I see.
- Okay, my friend, Tojime-san! - Attack!
- Chance! - It's me!
- Okay, I'll give it back to Shibayu-kun. - Okay.
- Shibayu-kun will drink 500ml of water in one go.
- Is it okay? - Is it okay?
- Is Shibayu "k" okay? - Okay, Shibayu-san will drink "ayataka" water from Coca-Cola.
- Yay! It's Coca-Cola! - Don't do it properly!
- Ready... go!
- Oh, it's faster than I thought.
- It's disgusting.
- Ah, it's fast.
- Oh, it's disgusting.
- Isn't it fast?
- No, it's okay for me.
- It's faster than I thought.
- It's really fast.
- You saw it because you're a genius, right? - Here it is!
- 21 seconds!
- Yay!
- I'm gonna win! I'm gonna win! - Wow!
- Wow, it's my chance to attack! - It's your chance to attack!
- Wow, it's my chance to attack! - It's not a big deal!
- My chance to attack! - It's up to you, Kimenmaru!
- Okay! - I'll try it!
- Kimenmaru's seconds until he comes up with a joke! - Wow!
- It's started! It's started! - It's already started!
- Well, it's not really a joke, you know? - Yeah.
- It's just something new. - Okay.
- Oh! - Wow!
- Whatever it is, if you can do it right, we'll do it one more time. - Okay.
- We'll do it one more time. - Okay.
- A giant demon that came out of a donkey! - Hahaha!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- I've never seen a demon use a donkey. - Hahaha!
- By the way, how many seconds was it? - Wasn't it fast?
- 15 seconds! - Wow!
- It's opened! It's opened! - Wow!
- It opens! - It opens!
- Wow!
- Buddy Kameyama's girlfriend's birthday month! - Oh!
- Birthday month! Buddy Kameyama is currently talking about breaking up with his girlfriend,
- but if you have broken up with your girlfriend, please don't say anything about it. - Hahaha!
- You can't say, "I'm about to break up with my girlfriend, but she's watching this video, so please don't say anything about it," okay?
- Kameyama-chan, please say something! - Buddy Kameyama closed his eyes three times.
- Hahaha!
- Kameyama-chan's girlfriend's birthday month is what month is it? - November.
- It's November!
- No way! - I'm sorry!
- Old man!
- Bingo! - Wow!
- Thank you! - Look at this bingo!
- Wow! - Thank you!
- We did it! - We did it!
- Wow! - Wow!
- This is crazy!
- I'll feed you first since you're older than me. - Hahaha!
- Old man! - If you don't feed me, let's eat beef together!
- Oh, you're such a nice guy! - Wow, you're so nice!
- Damn it! - Hahaha!
- What's wrong with you when you eat a lot of food? - What's wrong with you?
- Okay, Yumemaru-san! - Yes?
- Shibayu is... - Yeah?